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1. Do you ever go through someone else's pictures and just appreciate the fact that you're not really friends with them?

2. I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."

3. This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.

4. I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

5. Text him!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[She loves you bro, but she knows you]

Edited 2025-05-02 16:53 (UTC)

hush, you

I'm a little jealous to be honest.

minus the not remembering part, I'm sure

if I woke up to that I wouldn't worry about not remembering, I'd just get busy making more.

you are one that takes initiative

Text 1: Yeah I am

Text 2:Speaking of, you didn't happen to grab any numbers did you? Be a good wingman for me?

actually I didn't want to bring this up but ah...

seems like one of them already slept with you before.

Oh? I wonder who she thought was better. You know, if you did anything worth remembering last night, lol.

...that's honestly not the reaction I expected out of you

I'm not the one who gets all attached to people. Now, if we're talking about the latest in cutting edge headphones?

you're also pretty competitive, that's all

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Second option seems more likely if you're still wearing clothes.

inconclusive. I'm in my boxers

I think you'd be able to tell if that's all you're wearing.

yeah...you're right about that.

anyway one of them woke up and started cuddling up on me so??

So I shouldn't expect you back anytime soon then?

Text me when you do decide to leave.

yeah, there might be a bit of a delay.

you getting donuts or anything?

Can.

You want your usual?

frozen caramel this time instead of a hot coffee? regular on the donuts, though

thanks a lot, I appreciate it

Got it.

Hot coffee probably wouldn't be drinkable by the time you get in anyway.

[ There's a delay before North's next response. ]

you do get to talking, you know

what would you do if you found out the mini-orgy last night included someone your sister had slept with in the past

See, the thing is, my hypothetical sister would be very different from your actual sister. Knowing your sister? Change my name and find somewhere else to be until she has time to settle down.

At least you're one of the few people she might give a pass to. Also like one night stand with South or like actually dated?

it was a few parties, like this, from what I got out of it

kind of been afraid to ask more questions