Agent North Dakota | Andrew Engelsen (
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bothbarrels
2020-10-09 08:46 pm (UTC)
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Just remember, if you set your screensaver to be a slideshow, make sure you remove any dick pics first.
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I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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Who, me? I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god. You?
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Text him!
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volunteeredforthiscrap
2021-02-12 06:44 pm (UTC)
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...Why?
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 06:45 pm (UTC)
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I don't know, how am I supposed to find god if I don't ask?
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abiden
2021-02-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
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Uh. Thanks for the advice, I guess?
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 09:16 pm (UTC)
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Oh, it's real good advice.
You weren't in this morning's meeting, were you?
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abiden
2021-02-12 09:19 pm (UTC)
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No, I had training scheduled. Why, what happened?
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 09:20 pm (UTC)
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Wash. Extrapolate.
I don't know who the Director has to send dick pics to but none of us needed to see that.
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abiden
2021-02-12 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Oh my God. The Director's?!
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 09:25 pm (UTC)
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It was his presentation.
I don't know if it's one he gave or one he received but, well, I mean. There it is.
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abiden
2021-02-12 09:31 pm (UTC)
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I never thought I'd be so grateful to have training first thing.
[ That said, he can't help his curiosity: ]
What did he do? I mean, how did he react?
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Clicked to the next slide and pretended it had never happened. Simple as that.
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abiden
2021-02-12 09:43 pm (UTC)
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I guess you have to give him points for composure.
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 09:44 pm (UTC)
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No points for execution, though. In the sense that it never should have happened.
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abiden
2021-02-12 10:01 pm (UTC)
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Well, yeah. That's true.
I wonder if anyone else is pretending it didn't happen.
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2021-02-12 22:01 (UTC)
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bothbarrels
2021-02-12 10:03 pm (UTC)
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Absolutely nobody.
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2. Just remember, if you set your screensaver to be a slideshow, make sure you remove any dick pics first.
3. I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
4. Who, me? I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god. You?
5. Text him!
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You weren't in this morning's meeting, were you?
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I don't know who the Director has to send dick pics to but none of us needed to see that.
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I don't know if it's one he gave or one he received but, well, I mean. There it is.
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[ That said, he can't help his curiosity: ]
What did he do? I mean, how did he react?
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I wonder if anyone else is pretending it didn't happen.
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